Okay, I've got to get those promotional juices flowing again. This is my version of one of those 'But Wait" commercials; so tune me in or turn me off, the choice is a your finger tips.

For a limited time offer (forever if you're interested), I am offering jump off the shelves deals.

For those Detective Trudy Wagner lovers, adventures along the grand strand, you have a two-for at your finger tips.

Trudy arrived on the Carolina coast from Ohio to take care of her ailing mother in Road Rage. As the serial killer unleashed the fury in Horry and Georgetown counties, readers were blessed to be introduced to another predator, Newsman Lance Rocker. Lust and perversion hit a new low with the self proclaimed 'Rock your Worlder.' Let's not forget Woody, the detective bulldog and Trudy's new partner. Then there as Sheriff Hank Singleton, a big on grizzly bear, southerner to the core. Valuable lesson learned in Road Rage, drive like you know how or pay the price.

With the road rage serial killings behind them, Horry County's finest again take on forces feeding on new prey .In North of the Border, the detectives meet another formable foe. Yes, all your favorites are back.

Email talenwinn@mail.com to see how you can get your copies of Road Rage and North of the Border, each for the low, low price of $15.95.

BUT WAIT!!! Contact ole T. Allen now and receive both for $25.

Then there is Dark Thirty,  sixteen year old Dale Thomas Jackson, his new pals, Debra and Ted take on the bullies. It's tough to pretty up bulling so this one is not for the weak at heart. Meet Mack, the worst of the worst.

Available for $15.95 by contacting T. Allen...

OR, Order contact T. Allen right now @ tallenwinn@mail.com and arrange to receive your very own signed copy to $10.

Then there is T. Allen's favorite, The Caregiver's Son, Outside the Window Looking In, a personal memoir that will have you crying and laughing, not all a once of course.

You know the drill, contact ole T. Allen for your $14.95 copy for $12.

BUT WAIT...you didn't really think I was finished, did you?

For the first zillion emailers, you can received signed copies of all four for the basement, first time offer of $40.00, excluding shipping cost. Be the first in your house to own all four novels, from a groveling hungry southern spinner of fiction tales; all except the Caregivers which is mostly true, as best T. Allen can remember.

Getting your copies is just as easy as banging on those computer keys. tallenwinn@mail.com, letting our staff (me) know which deal of the century meets your fancy; perfect for Christmas, birthdays, Halloween, Thanksgiving or just any weekday celebration that comes to mind. Heck buy yours and sending them people you don't even like.

That's tallenwinn@mail.co, that's tallenwinn@mail.com, lines are open to take your request. Sorry, I'm out of knife sets or I would include them too.