‘The Griswolds Have
Nothing on Us’
Day 4: An Hour in Paradise
We’re here. The island is there. As mentioned previously,
I’m the only one who brought a bathing suit. I discover just this morning that
it is one that the strings don’t tighten up so well. I have been considering
going snorkeling but skinny dipping wasn’t in my plans. Weighed down with water
that might just happen if I do, but, snorkeling really isn’t fun without at
least one bud along. I’m Bud-less so I decided not to go. No one in my group is
going to sunbath on the beach, swim, kayak, walk and/or bicycle the island
trails, ride horses or anything like that. We’re just going on the island for
the promised BBQ. Go figure, eating is involved, island grazing this time. One
has to ponder, does water go all the way around the island. Goodbye Lido Deck…keep the food light on for us.
We take one of the tenders and soon arrive on our island
paradise. For greenhorns, tenders are the boats that take us to the island. We
arrive, a beautiful layout I must say, paradise found. We walk to the beach,
see it and walk back, and then visit the one souvenir shop. Shade, there must
be shade some place so say some in our party, the others I call them. The 11 AM
BBQ time arrives. As on the ship, eating is located on what seems like the
opposite end of the island. I guess this ensures that the patrons work up an
appetite getting from here to there; like we require an excuse for being
hungry. Heck on a cruise you eat whether you are hungry or not. It’s an endless
buffet. Chickens, real chickens are everywhere on the island; instant BBQ I’m
thinking. My beloved is terrified of chickens; anything with feathers to be
more precise. She is a near basket case and is ready to be voted off the
island. I almost want to pull a Jeff from Survivor and say I’ll go tally the
votes; if anyone has the hidden immunity island and would like to play it now…
BBQ, where’s the BBQ, ribs, chicken, pulled pork…no, we have
hamburgers and hotdogs. That’s grilling, not barbequing. Is this some sick
joke? Are they no chicken pluckers on this island? As Lost in Space’s Doctor
Smith would say. “The shame, the shame of it all...’ We do as we are supposed to
and forge on, consume the food provided, and then we catch a tender and head
back to the ship. There’s always the Lido
deck. I catch a reprieve after reading tonight’s dinner menu…frog leg
appetizers…I’m good…two appetizers please. Let’s recant. I’ve had escargot,
gator and hippity-hoppers await me. I live for weird food so the others call
it. Oh yeah, on the Lido Deck I have already devoured calamari fritters. Add
squid to my list.
We decided we deserved a happy hour before dinner and invite
the couples to join us in our cabin. That’s the least we can do since our non-traveling
cruise partners (the high rollers) have a bottle of Cherry Rum and a bottle of
wine that they want to get rid of. Get ridding of I am good at. We take a
nostalgic trip, swapping stories about growing up in L.A.
(Lower Abbeville ). South Main, Perry and
Hunter Streets, Langley Milliken, Greenville Street grammar schools, the mill
hill, all the characters we knew and their antics; adult beverages emboldened
our tales. I mentally take notes; novels require new characters and wild
adventures. This was the best of the cruise so far.
After dinner, and upon my consumption of six frog legs, we
settled in at the Palace Theater. When I say we, I mean half of our original
six. Two went back to their cabin and one hauled tail to the casino. The cruise
director had assembled several couples on stage for Carnival’s version of the
Newly Wed Game. One question stood out above the others as a hoot and I’m glad
we weren’t participants.
Question: When your husband emerges from the shower does he
resemble (a) A stretch limousine, (b) A dump truck (c) a VW bug with tiny pink flat
tires.
Tomorrow we are all day at sea; just perfect for non sun
bathers. There’s always the Lido deck. How
much luggage are you allowed to take off the ship? I feel like I’m lugging
around a lot more than I arrived with…
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